BBNaija: Seyi Law writes a poem to BBNaija’s Housemate ‘Mike’

Nigerian comedian, Seyi Law writes a poem that was dedicated to Big Brother Naija’s Mike.

The poem he wrote, talked about Mike’s good qualities, making a comparison between home to other former BBN housemates like Thin Tall Tony and Dee One who unlike Mike never mentioned to other housemates that they were married. He also compared him to other men outside of the house and found them wanting and then took a weird turn to talk about how Mike would be making love to his wife after his eviction in very graphic details.

However, a follower wasn’t having any of it and clearly disapproved of the poem and called out the comedian writing, “Can this epistolary be written for Sowore who is fighting for the country. Misplaced priorities of the Nigerian youth.”

But Seyi Law replied, “Go and write your own and leave me out of it. Thanks.”

Below is the poem Seyi Law wrote to Mike;

Poem

A MAN LIKE MIKE

Have you seen a real man?

Tall enough for every woman,

He is such a brilliance to behold,

He’s gotten an impeccable character,

An amazing way to make you laugh,

He is so athletic,

You wonder what he lacks.

The world feared for him,

And hope he doesn’t fall,

Trapped in the temptation,

For 99days to succumb.

Have you seen a man?

A man like MIKE.

He wasn’t Thin Tall Tony,

Neither was he Dee One,

He sure wasn’t me at all,

He shared his truth from the beginning,

He said it loud and clear,

He seriously echoed it,

And the fear gripped us all,

He persevered through it all,

And cleared our doubts of his strength,

He offered lovely hands.

He made good connections,

He truly had fun,

And he didn’t fail.

What a man, he is

A man truly like MIKE.

I can hear the bed rattling,

The vibration is quite unusual,

I didn’t see it with my eyes,

But my imagination is weird and wild

Fists clenched,

And bedsheets is rumpled,

Oh my God,

There is a woman beneath,

What a sight of relief.

It is his wife after all,

99days are long gone,

And they are back in each other’s arms.

This is some sweet love,

Even Wizkid never thought of it.

A man I wish I was,

A man I should have been,

A man I can be,

A man like Mike

SEYI LAW